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"Unseen Scenes"


[ As seen in the "Viewer Comments" for "Kim Possible" at TV Tome.]

comicGenious
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2002-12-04 15:30:40
Hey Everybody, I've got a crazy idea
I was looking through viewer comments, and I've noticed that everyone is becoming a bit cynical because of the lack of new episodes. Well, I think I may have a solution. Every Friday, I will post an "unseen scene". That is, new material I thought up for the old episodes you're forced to see again and again do to the lack of airing new ones. So, until we start getting new ones (or until I'm asked to stop) I will be posting "unseen scenes" every Friday. I'll even post one now, sort of a sample.
comicGenious
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2002-12-04 15:33:19
"Unseen Scenes" Vol. 1
Episode: Kimmitation Nation. (Inside the auditorium for the 'Evil Clone Awareness' assembly. Steve Barkin is finishing his speech.) Barkin: So remember: only *you* can prevent mad scientists from stealing your DNA and creating an evil clone army of yourself. Thank you.
comicGenious
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2002-12-06 15:41:38
"Unseen Scenes" Vol. 2
Episode: Crush (Ron sits on his bed, an open phone book on his lap. He picks up his phone, finds a number, and dials it.) Ron: Hello, Sandra? Listen, I'm looking for a date to the dance. Maybe you'd care to- Hello? Hello? (Ron hangs up, finds another number, and dials.) Ron: Hello, Samantha? You know that dance that's coming up? Well, how'd you like to go with a really swell guy. (Pause) No, I meant me. Hello? Hello? (Ron hangs up, finds another number, and dials.) Ron: Hello, Shego. Hi, yeah, I know that you're Kim's arch enemy's assistant and all, but what do you say to putting that aside and going to a school dance with me? Hello? Hello?
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2002-12-13 15:06:10
"Unseen Scenes" Vol. 3
Episode: All the News (Inside of a radio station. A DJ is on talking into a microphone. Next to him sits Ron.) DJ: Well, thank you, Dallas, for that traffic update. Hey, everybody, guess what? We have a special treat for you today; you've read it in the Middleton High school newspaper and online; now, here is Ron Stoppable himself to give us an on the air reading of his latest column, Ron. Ron: Thank you, here's what's going on. This weekend Bonnie Rockwaller and Amelia had thrown a part, inviting only the coolest of the cool. For those of you who weren't there, it was a great party. The band was loud, the food was awesome, and secrets were exchanged. Social outcasts, take a cue and get with it. Speaking of bands, the hottest garage band this week are the Irate Fish. They describe themselves as a mixture of Rock and Blues and will play any gig. Here's a quick item for you. Semicolons: you'll never actually use them. Don't bother. Finally, a piece of advice: don't eat the meatloaf that the lunch lady has prepared this week, we have reason to believe that it's funky. And I don't mean that in a good way. Well, that's all for this edition of the Ron Report, I'll see you next time. And don't forget to read the special Monday edition, which will feature the much awaited story of Kim Possible's date with quarterback Brick Flagg. This is Ron Stoppable, signing off.
comicGenious
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2002-12-20 01:07:01
"Unseen Scenes" Vol. 4
Episode: Tick-Tick-Tick (Kim an Ron sit at a table at Bueno Nacho. Ron has five burritos laid out in front of him.) Kim: Ron, don't you ever get tired of burritos? Ron: Kim, a burrito is never aburrido. (Ron downs one of the burritos.)
comicGenious
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2002-12-20 01:07:39
"Unseen Scenes" Vol. 5
Episode: Attack of the Killer Bebes (Kim is watching a new cheerleading recruit's audition. The cheerleader finishes her routine and goes to Kim, anxious for the results.) Kim: You're routine was good and all, but we just don't have any spots open. I'm really sorry. Cheerleader Hopeful: Oh, I'll never be a cheerleader. Kim: Don't take a negative attitude, there's always next year. Cheerleader Hopeful: Kim, I'm a senior.
comicGenious
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2002-12-24 11:58:08
To: Katieqk
You make some interesting posts too. Hey, here's a sort of different "Unseen Scene" for you. It's Christmas eve today, you ever wonder what goes on in Middleton on Christmas Eve? Well, I do. Here's what happens.
comicGenious
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2002-12-24 11:58:50
"Unseen Scenes" Vol. 15
The Night Before Christmas (Special Kim Possible Edition) ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all though Middleton, Not a villain was stirring, not Shego or Drakken. Wade had scanners hung with great care, In case some crazy villain tried to build a lair. The Tweebs were tucked securely into bed, While visions of firecrackers dance in their heads. A I in my cargoes and Ron with his rat, Had just settled down for a well-deserved nap. When all of a sudden, the Kimmunicator picked up a blip, I sprang from my bed, to see what was the sitch. I immediately ran to the window, Tore open the curtains and searched for my foe. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, 8 reindeer pulling a sleigh (red, out of season I fear). The sleigh moved fast, as if powered by jets, It zoomed to the roof, quickly at that. "The Chimney!" I thought, is where he'd come through, So I dashed to the living room, to do what I do. I got there first, I lay in wait, Just in case, he wouldn't cooperate. He soon came down, I'd never seen him before, Not Monkey Fist, the Jackal, or either seńor. He was dressed all in red (very tacky I thought), He had a beard like Killagan, but a kilt he had not. Then he started placing presents under the tree, And it came to me, Oy! Oh gee! It was Christmas eve, how could I forget, This guy was so totally not a threat. I left him to work, laying gifts all around, Most of mine were from Club Banana, as I later found. When he was done, up the chimney he went, This I did not try to prevent. I stuck my head out a window to watch him depart, And as he did, he yelled something I keep dear to heart. "Merry Christmas, Kim Possible, you're doing great! Keep beating those villains, don't hesitate! And to your sidekick Ron (Yes, I remember his name), Wish him well, let him share some of the fame! And I'll say, as I fly out of sight, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! Merry Christmas!
comicGenious
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2002-12-24 13:08:29
Goof
Sorry, the last (official) "Unseen Scenes" should have been Vol. 6. Tune in this Friday for Vol. 7!
comicGenious
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2002-12-27 10:34:47
"Unseen Scenes" Vol. 7
Episode: Pain King vs. Cleopatra (A reporter stands outside of Pain King and Steel Toe's locker room.) Reporter: And so tonight, in Mayhem in Middleton, Pain King and Steel Toe will battle it out in a no-holds barred death- match. Behind me is the strictly off-limits locker area where both men are preparing for the fight. With two such terrible enemies placed in such a small place, one can only imagine the vicious, terrible scene that is taking place inside. (Cut to the inside of the locker room, where Pain King and Steel Toe are idly talking) Pain King: I feel that "A Midsummer Night's Dream" was the superior play. Steel Toe: Come on. How can you compare "Hamlet" to "A Midsummer Night's Dream"? Pain King: Well, "Hamlet" was fine, in a tragical sense. It was quite simply a tale of vengeance; a young man deciding how to cope with the loss of his father and how he might be properly avenged. But "A Midsummer Night's Dream" proves to be a bitter sweat satire of human emotion. Shakespeare cleverly lampoons the thoughts and feelings that go through a person's mind when they fall in love. Another point that I feel makes this a superior play is that he is able to lampoon one of his own plays inside of this one. The story of "Pyramus and Thisbee" is clearly a spoof of his own "Romeo and Juliet". Steel Toe: Ah, but you've forgotten that that tale existed long before Shakespeare wrote that play. In fact, in originated in ancient Greece, it just so happened that Shakespeare was the first to actually transcribe it. Pain King: True, true.
comicGenious
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2002-12-28 01:16:49
"Unseen Scenes" Vol. 8
(Drakken has the mind control chip after Shego has stolen it from the vault) Drakken: Finally, mind control will be mine! Shego: Great, one question: who are you going to use it on? (Drakken stares at Shego) Shego: Oh no! No! I will NOT be controled! I am a free spirit! I'll walk out again! Drakken: OK, Shego. I can't make you do something you don't want to do. Hey look, Kim Possible! (Shego turns and looks for Kim, while her attention is diverted, Drakken slaps the mind control chip onto Shego's forehead. Shego turns rigid.) Drakken: Well, that was easy. Shego(under mind control): Yes Doctor Drakken.
comicGenious
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2003-01-03 13:50:53
"Unseen Scenes" Vol. 8
Episode: Sink or Swim (Kim and Barkin have just left to go get more firewood) Tara: Ron, there *is* a place to get firewood, right? Ron: Yes, yes there is. The old firewood pile. (Flashback to Ron's days at Camp Wannaweep. Young Ron approaches a towering firewood pile) Young Ron: Get firewood, I can do that. (Young Ron pulls a few logs from the bottom of the pile and begins to walk away. Suddenly, the pile begins to shake and falls on top of Young Ron) Young Ron(Buried under wood): OW! Help!
comicGenious
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2003-01-10 17:34:21
"Unseen Scenes" Vol. 10
Episode: Monkey Fist Strikes (Holo-Kim and Ron are flying in an airplane to see Lord Fiske.) Holo-Kim: Ron, we're just going to talk to him. Ron: Sure, about monkeys. Holo-Kim: Don't worry, Ron. It won't be a long talk. Ron: Good, because if I hear the word ‘monkey' one more time I'm going to scream. Stewardess(Over PA system): Good evening, passengers. It's time for our in-flight movie, "12 Monkeys". (Ron screams.)
comicGenious
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2003-01-17 15:52:05
"Unseen Scenes" Vol. 11
Episode: Animal Attraction (Kim and Ron sit, watching TV) News Anchor: And in the news, it seems that there was an error while manufacturing Animology books. Kim and Ron: What? News Anchor: It appears that while putting the book together, some personalities were mismatched. Not all are affected though; for example: The soul mates of Teal Cats and Plaid Chameleons are not affected. Manufacturers of the book are working around the clock to correct the mistakes made. Of the information released, it is revealed that the Green Goldfish's soul mate is a Yellow Ant, the Orange Koala's mate is the Beige Seagull, and the Blue Fox's mate is the Pink Sloth. More on this story as it unfolds. (Kim and Ron sit in stunned silence. Finally, Ron speaks.) Ron: Kim? Kim: Yes, Ron? Ron: Is Plaid a color?
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2003-01-24 16:35:04
"Unseen Scenes" Vol. 12
Episode: Kimmitation Nation (Interior of Drakken's lair. Drakken is reading a magazine. Shego wanders in, looking for something.) Shego: Hey, Drakken, have you seen Joey? Drakken: Who? Shego: Joey, the guy from the beach. Drakken: Oh, him. Something came up, he had to leave. (Cut to a launching pad, where the muscle man is sitting inside a small rocket. The rocket warms up, and blasts off.)