Offstage Scenes: Tick-Tick-Tick|
Kim: (About the nanotick) This thing ITCHES!
Director: You can take it off when we're done.
Ron: I love these tacos. (Eating tacos from the table.)
Director: Will you stop stuffing your face and get here?
The Diablo sauce scene is coming up.
(Director's Assistant walks over.)
Assistant: Ah, we just got a note from Ron's doctor, he
developed an allergy.
Director: To WHAT?!
Assistant: Diablo sauce.
Director: Oh, this is just perfect. I hate my job.
Assistant: Would you like me to talk to Mr. Eisner, sir?
NOTE: Of course, I know it's a cartoon. Lemme know if
you want more and of what episodes. I take requests.
Backstage Scenes: Kimitation Nation|
Director: Finally! I shall get back at Nickelodeon for
making our ratings plummet when they had new episodes of
SquareBob SpongePants or whatever.
Assistant: That's SpongeBob SquarePants, sir.
Kim: Okay. I just read over the script. Where exactly
did we get the goo?
Director: (idly whistles)
(It cuts to Slime Time Live on Nickelodeon.)
Dave Aizer: What the heck happened to the Shaboozie slime?
Jonah: It's been taken, look, all the audience is shakin'!
(Back to Disney Studios)
Bonnie: No way! I am not doing the goopy stuff, or the
Ron: So itchy!
Set Medical Doctor: I told you NOT to drink the Diablo
Ron: But it's a bon-diggety sauce!
Backstage Scenes: Crush|
Drakken: Why was I cast as the villain? Blue colors make
Shego: Stop complaining. I have to deal with like, 2000
pounds of makeup.
Josh: Hey Kim, should we stop them?
Kim: Nah. As long as we're not on camera.
Ron: I tell these people, GIMME SAUCE!
(Assistant walks up.)
Assistant: Mr. Stoppable, you've been asked to appear in
a Diablo sauce promo.
Ron: Oh yeah!
Kim: And I'm stuck acting in a show where I have to
cheer. I hate cheerleading...
Bonnie: Ha! The role of squad captain WILL be mine!
Kim: Chill, Bonnie, we're not on camera. We're not
cheerleaders, 'k? Good.
Offstage Scenes: All The News|
Adrena Lynn: Okay...uh...lemme try it again...(Clears
Kim: Try again, Drena.
Lynn: Are you sure?
Kim: Yeah. Where's Ron?
Lynn: I think he's trying that ride he throws up on to
see if he still throws up.
Kim: How nice. How's the new animal trainer doing with
Lynn: I think he's still getting nachos.
Kim: Geez! How many nachos can a naked-mole rat eat?
He's all of two ounces!
Lynn: Well, see ya on set...
Kim: See ya.
Offstage Scenes: Bueno Nacho|
Director: How many times do I have to yell at these
people?! I told them Swiss cheese! Not cheddar! Swiss!
Kim: I hate cheese.
Ron: Wow, Kim, it's really weird to hear you say 'hate'.
Wade: Did you guys HAVE to glue me to the chair during the
Director: Yes. We didn't want you anywhere else.
Ron: How come Shego and Drakken get to go on Christmas
vacation and we're stuck here til tomorrow?
Director: Because I don't want people getting hurt with
Shego's claws or somethin'. I don't know.
You have another fan: me. I love the "All the News"
behind the scenes one.
Can you make up one to "October 31st"?
Sure! Offstage Scenes: October 31st|
Kim: So I have to wear the bracelet?
Kim: And I have special powers from it.
Director: We leave that to the SFX team.
Kim: Darn it.
Shego: I really like this mask.
(Everyone stares @ Shego.)
Offstage Scenes: The New Ron|
Ron: GAH! I got Le Goop in my eye!
Kim: Stop crying.
Ron: Oh yeah, you'd say the same if you got hair gel in
Kim: Ron, that didn't even make SENSE!
Ron: Yes it did!
Kim: No it didn't!
Ron: Yes it did!
Offstage Scenes: Sink or Swim|
(A large dump truck is putting green Jell-O in Lake
Kim: Why is Ron the star? I'M the one with the
Director: Speaking of which, Kim, I have this new doll for
you to look at.
Kim: Eh...her hair looks bad.
(Ron plays ROMF on GBA)
Ron: Thank goodness for cheat codes!
Rufus: Mm! Cheat!
Ron: Rufus! Fetch me a naco!
Rufus: Mm! Naco!
Gil: Man I look like Drakken's son....
Drakken: SON! (walks on set.)
(They embrace. Anyone else notice a resemblance between
the human Gil and Drakken?)
Offstage Scenes: Twin Factor|
Oh this is going to be "Delicious" as the excellent Dr. D
would put it. He's the best villain.
Kim: (Reads script) 'Fruit helps you poop?!' What are we
turning into, Rugrats? The next thing you know, we'll be
talking half-gibberish like Rufus.
Kim: Buzz off, rodent.
Ron: You can't insult Rufus!
(Donut Guy enters.)
Donut Guy: I love donuts. And I HATE when people fight.
Wade: I hate being glued to the chair.
Director: Deal with it. Okay people! Let's...
Kim: (stuffing her face with donuts.) Oh crap, the
cameras are on!
nachonaco: As we've learned so far, Kim is a selfish brat
behind the scenes. Tune in....SOMETIME ELSE!
So which was the best so far?
Offstage Scenes: Coach Possible|
Kim: (hit with soccer balls.) Hey!
Other Cast Members: Sorry!
Kim: Can't you practice OUTSIDE?!
Other Cast Members: Uh...
Kim: AUGH! I QUIT!
Director: Miss Possible, you can't quit! You have a 6
Kim: We're just a cheap rip off of Jett Jackson.